Tuesday, March 25, 2008

"We're in the Bitch's Back Yard!"

Stay Alive, 2006. One Star.

Elizabeth Bathory creates a videogame that allows her to kill people in the 21st century. Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Actually, this sounds pretty awesome! But unfortunately, the movie is not awesome. Much potential for ridiculous funtimes, but instead, it's just... icky and obnoxious. I hope that someone someday remakes this into something spectacular. At least Peter Petrelli shows up in the beginning, he's a cutie.

BTW, Frankie Muniz inexplicably lives at the end. Which I'm okay with, because I liked him in Malcom in the Middle.

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